Hello,
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I am the great and powerful (and fluffy) Pascal. My parents are getting married and might I just say... Finally. Dad always procrastinates so I'm really not surprised it took him this long. Dad has the attention span of a squirrel. I like to chase those. He procrastinated once on feeding me and I left him a nice accent piece on the rug. I'm a generous fluff.
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That being said... I'm in charge of the wedding and I have a few rules and important things that I need everyone to remember.
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1. No cats allowed. - They're evil
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2. No birds allowed - They work for the cats
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3. I demand fresh water in bowls around the property. Three ice cubes. No more, no less. If you want to impress me, bring that ChicK-Fil-A ice.
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4. Remember this wedding is about one special someone, ME!
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5. I'll take the beef option.
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6. I'll also take the chicken option.
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I also will be doing meet and greet packages. This package will allow you to meet me, pet me, and feed me. I will allow one photo to be taken of you and I. Prints are available for an additional cost. Meet & greets start at $500 per person. T-Shirts with my face on them will be available in limited quantities priced at $999. Take this opportunity to get a jump start on the Christmas gifting season. See you in August.
- Pascal
